Sex toy review #1: Beaten eggs

Last week we started receiving some of the sex toys we ordered. It’s been like Xmas! The first thing Maestro tried was the male masturbating eggs. There’s a set of six in a pack, each with different sensations.

The first thing we noticed was that as soon as you removed the packaging you couldn’t see what type it was. They all looked the same. So thumbs down on the package design. (Remember that Maestro and I know a thing about design!)

And when Maestro tried one out on the weekend (after 2 nights of no fucking), it didn’t’ last long. He apparently broke through the egg in no time. Now I’ve talked about Maestro’s cock before. He’s definitely thicker than most and we figure in the 80 percentile in terms of length.

So the lesson here? I think they make them for smaller cocks. FYI – we ordered them online from China. Don’t know if that made a difference or not.