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Author: AUNT CLIMAX

Gettin’ jiggy with it

My regular threesomes with Maestro and Debra are definitely expanding my repertoire of sex positions. We discovered in one of our early play dates this lovely little position that was mind blowing for all three of us. Why do I love it so much? For a women who has an oral fixation, this is double the pleasure.

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Twin fantasy or nightmare

“The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.” (Jake from Brooklyn Nine-Nine) I almost peed myself laughing when I watched that episode with Maestro. It totally makes sense to me that Jake is a Gemini. I’ve also had people not date me because I’m a Gemini, and I’ve given Maestro fits over the past year and a half with my fickle twins.

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Multiple food-gasms

Maestro went into overdrive titillating my taste buds last week. I don’t see him as much as I used to given our new roommate situation, but when he was here last week he was giving me multiple food-gasms. He created updated versions of three of my favourite Maestro classics: homemade pizza, pulled pork, and chicken wraps. It was wrapturous.

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Masturbating in the bath

“Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in a bath.” (88 Lines About 44 Women)
After spending some quality tub time in the most beautiful and ergonomically designed indoor and outdoor bathtubs in Palm Springs, I had to consider Joan’s opinion. Despite being a lifelong lover of wet and wild solo play in a tub, it could never be better than fucking a man. Never. Ever. So did my first-class bathtub experience change my mind?

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Channeling a little Fleabag

Morning flashback to waking up with Maestro’s cock pressing up against my ass. He turned me over onto my stomach and fucked me hard in the ass without much lube. No words, no sleepy good morning or niceties. A brief pussy dip to coat his cock in my cum, and a mouthful of spit – that’s all he needed to push his full 7+ inches in my ass.

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