Channeling a little Fleabag

Morning flashback to last year, waking up with Maestro’s cock pressing up against my ass. He turned me over onto my stomach and fucked me hard in the ass without much lube. No words, no sleepy good morning or niceties. A brief pussy dip to coat his cock in my cum, and a mouthful of spit – that’s all he needed to push his full 7+ inches in my ass. A few hours later I felt fine. No soreness around my ass. It was a bit stretched out but zero discomfort after the hard fucking. No leaking, no mess. I was ready for more hardcore anal by the end of the day!

This reminds me of the brilliant opening scene of the pilot episode of Fleabag, when after an anal booty call and heartfelt thank you from her lover, the main character Fleabag asks viewers, “Do I have a massive asshole?” I had to ask myself the same thing. We watch enough porn to know that Maestro’s cock is in porn-star size and shape. (Of course I think he’s more beautiful too.) And I didn’t have much anal sex before Maestro. So is my asshole naturally big and stretchy? Do I lack resiliency such that it never shrinks back to original size after anal sex? I don’t do any special breathing exercises or techniques to prepare for anal. I prefer to be on my stomach than on my back for anal, but I’m not sure that increased horniness accounts for the ease in which he slides in (again with little lube), gets his full cock in, and pounds the shit out of it (not literally this time, I’ve only shit the bed once from anal sex with Maestro).

So I was pleased to know that maybe, just maybe other women out there have the same questions about their assholes.