Pussy brain

It’s very similar to menopause brain, or in my case, the same thing. My inside and outside voice are confused and I can’t always remember things that I just said. Here’s an example – we were at the bank to set up a joint account. I thought I said to Maestro, “We’ll figure out our finances after dinner.” Then I looked over and saw him holding his head in his hands and shaking. He almost peed himself he was laughing so hard. The bank rep across the desk didn’t flinch, continuing to type away. It wasn’t until we were in the car that he told me I really said “We’ll finger out our finances.” Honestly, I swear I said “figure”. But considering what his fingers were doing a few hours earlier, it’s not surprising my pussy took over all cranial functions.