Feed me, Maestro

Watching his hands massage and cut chicken breasts is an erotic experience. He expertly manipulates the knife to cut onions and garlic. His magic hands create orgasms and food. I think a lot of people watch cooking shows for the eroticism.

“A mouth is another hole that needs to be filled.”

I usually end up writing at the bar in the kitchen. It’s got good light and near food. And where I can learn how to cook better from him. “I think you’re freaky and I like you a lot.” Die Antwoord plays again. If I wanted safe and predictable, with a steady stream of hockey pools, Netflix and backyard BBQs, I’d be with someone else. There’s lots of guys like that. But an adventurous rope top with an endless libido, an obsession with cunnilingus … and my best friend? That’s a no-brainer. We’re the same.

The whole place smells like butter chicken now. Fragrant, spicy, full-bodied … the food and the man.